I had to wake up very early this morning (6:30am) just to unlock the car for cleaning then rush right back into bed for a few more minutes of sleep. To perform this task, I grabbed a pair of pants that was closest to my bed and which happened to be a pair skinny jeans. It took me 3minutes to wear them, 5minutes to do my task and 10 minutes to remove them. In the end,I wondered whether wearing the skinny jeans was worth me losing sleep.
As I jumped up and down trying to free myself from the shackles of my skinny’s, I wondered if there were victims of fashion out there who in pursuit of happiness had missed out the pleasures of life? I imagined myself losing 10 minutes to take off my pants in the heat of the moment,talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Is there a man that patient anyway?
I admit skinny jeans are very flattering to the curves and in the way they lift up the bum, right, but to what end?
I believe there are men and women out there who have lost a chance to be happy, pleasured spontaneously because they are in skinny jeans. I included men because they are quickly trying to fit them skinny’s too nowadays.
Skinny jeans are any obstacles stopping you from enjoying your life and its pleasures, anything that is holding you back. A bad habit you need to kick because it either slows down your success path or stalls it all together. Your time management, alcoholic tendencies, failure to save for better days?
‘Skinny jeans’ could kill your ambition, your ability to dream,let alone breathe.
Today try wearing something free that will make your day easier.Pick up your diary and draw up a time plan or to-do list. Take out an investment plan. Set yourself free to fly and explore.
Haha…
Come to think of it. By the time you are done removing them the quickie-steam has gone…
And for the men, its not good for the nether-regions…
Stay clear from skinny jeans everyone.
The energy to peel them off equals the energy needed for the quickie which just cancels everything out..
Skinny jeans not only restrict vertical and horizontal pleasures, but they can cause impotence in men too. My new hate is drop crotch jeans which in my opinion make the wearer look like he’s suffering from an STI.
I have seen Sauti Sol in crotch jeans and they are NO-NO..
Seeing men wear them reminds me of Hov’ s line: ‘Can’t wear skinny jeans coz my nuts won’t fit’..?
IMHO skinny jeans/Crotch jeans are emasculating to men. Ditch them!
lol. Never thought about it.
Hilarious & true.