So today I get to break my blogging virginity(Yes,am still a virgin in many sectors like bungee jumping and white water rafting,incase you wondering).
So what’s the fuss,I wanna ask.Coz some days I surpass my legal word count and on some,people think am plain snubby. There will be days I will post 3-5 blogs a day and there will be times when my page will be borderline dead.
Am a woman,so going suddenly quiet raises alot of eyebrows. A saying argues that,women talk twice as much as men do but I say that happens because we have to repeat everything twice as men simply don’t listen.
My blog’s titled ‘sunburn’ beacause am afraid of the sun. I am celebrating the return of the July cold,coffeeful days. I hate anything that raises my body temperature. I love cold showers,anytime. I love cloudy heavy overcast days. I love cold food(I keep fighting with my partner coz I eat my food 30mins after he has served with love). I love cold drinks..Iced coffee,iced tea,anything on the rocks. I love huge open windows blowing all the cold breeze as if it were a race.
So I got to thinking, “Why do I love anything COLD?” Beats the crap out of my feline brain why this is so.I simply can’t stand heat on me.I wish we all had our own individual suns coz mine would be permanently off. I will enjpy our people’s suns’ light and not their suns’ heat:-) .Don’t get me wrong,I like the sun. I just don’t get the heat part.
Reason I love the cold is I like to give oppurtunities to try heat me up:-). If am cold,my partner will want to keep me warm.If it’s cold outside,I get offered a hot cuppa coffee or some hot chocolate. If there’s some cold wind blowing the huge open window,it will be closed. I dont worrying about a guy thinking I have sweaty palms when he shakes my hand. I dont have to worry about having a huge wet patch around my armpits,back or buttucular area:-). Stupid,huh? But it’s true.
Am getting ready to love and enjoy the July weather now. Y’all can rant and rave but remember even if I stopped loving this cold season,it won’t make it warm.
Have to go,my lunch is cold enough now.After lunch I will be back to learn more blogging tips.
Till I blog again,DFTBA!
